"The Man" on Peter and Ron in the Morning

Hello and good morning everyone!!! This is Ron and Peter in the morning on QP 420! Today we will be discussing the issue of... “The Man”... Aaron Honeycutt. Aaron was born on September 29, 1976. He was born in the east wing of the local hospital in Havannah, Cuba. The hospital was referred to as the Hospital of the South, as it read on the side of the building. When he was born he weighed 11lbs 7oz, and was 19 inches long. He was born on a very dark and cloudy day and it was approximately 72 degrees outside, and 76 degrees inside the delivery room where he was brought into the world by his mother Gertrude Pasonova. Aarons dad also known as Guasto’ Honeycutt was not there because he was killed in a tragic drive by in the downtown part of Havannah while he was at a night club having loads of fun. He was born with a full head of hair, it was something unheard of but not unseen.
Soon after he turned 5 years old his mother left him and ran away to the United States. He was soon found by a nun from the local Monestary. He then attended that Monestary for school until he turned 18. He turned 18 and went off to find his mother. After arrving in the U.S. he tried to locate his mother through the FBI. All he found out was that she had been killed in a car accident, about 3 months after she left him in Havannah. Aaron would soon become a citizen of the U.S. and work for a very high end law firm, Stockton, Uprihte, and Faolke. He would soon become the CEO of this firm after he showed great ambition and was the leading person at the firm. This story will finally end as Aaron Honeycutt, finally becoming “The Man”.

This has been a random story about “The Man” Aaron Honeycutt, and we will see you next time on Peter and Ron in the morning. This has been a QP 420 production.