Friday, November 16, 2007




















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Real Advice From A Caterpillar


















Cast
Caterpillar: Dustin
Alice: Katy

CATERPILLAR: Who are you?

ALICE: I am Alice. What’s it to ya?

CATERPILLAR: I was asking because you look as if you are lost.

ALICE: Nope. I have a map. And why would I ask a talking caterpillar for anything. I don’t even understand how you could be talking.

CATERPILLAR: Well aren’t you a treat. You know? I don’t have to put up with this.

ALICE: Well then why are you? I don’t like bugs.

CATERPILLAR: Why you little...ugh!!!!! I can’t believe that I was going to help you.

ALICE: I didn’t ask for your help. Although I actually would like to ask a question.

CATERPILLAR: Well what makes you so sure that I will answer it?

ALICE: I will cut down your mushroom if you don’t.

CATERPILLAR: Okay. Please don’t cut down my mushroom. I’ll answer any question you ask me as best I can.

ALICE: Good. What do you think about blogging?

CATERPILLAR: It is fine. Why do you ask?

ALICE: Well, I was just wandering because I want to make pancakes.

CATERPILLAR: Well the best that I have on that is to add a little milk and they will be fluffier. When are you going to make these pancakes?

ALICE: I will make them on yesterday. Would you like to join me?

CATERPILLAR: No I wouldn’t but thank you for asking. Bye now.

ALICE: What a jerk.

















It was November nineteenth, one cold evening
A soldier was for the first time seen and in his eye, was a passion a gleam
For this soldier had a dream and at the age of thirteen
But by the age of 17 he had went through three
Now you see that’s my current and past history

Now for the future I foresee


One year in advance 18 and by the gift of chance
He was seen asked if he would receive cash
Because he hit the mic harder than a crackhead hit glass
But he was smarter than that big record label want my voice that’s that
They change everything about it and start me rhyming about how I ain't black
How I’m a mac and how I tote the mac and how I blast the mac

Well I’m none of that
I’m the white hillbilly rapper from a meth lab city, smoked off the map
Well those boys in business suits said I was going to lose

Because on my own I had no clues
This is the story of a man with a dream
With a passion that had to be seen
And he would not stop till he was crowned king
Years he had spent not quite rich, but he was happy as a son
Because he spent days at 95.6 as DJ Midwest
And nights at Club Mix as a mc satisfying a fix
Not famous didn’t walk around with proud ignorance
But he was happy with his money and status
Wanna know what the moral is
Listen all the adults and the kids the moral of this story is
Happiness don’t mean rich
You can be dirt poor living off grits
But everyday is relaxed and just for kicks
If your happy it is what it is
See to many people neck deep in debt
Because try as they might money help them one bit
No not the Cadillac the yacht or the other
Its just debt worry’s and fret

Meanwhile they sit high on a pedestal thinking their set
See life is a gamble and they done lost the bet
So my people listen to me
You can be gangsta life is the oozie
You can be a hustla life is the money
You can be the pimp, life is the girl so sexy

But in all reality we're to busy with being the above and not being reality
Life is a game was once an analogy but I got a prophecy
Live life the game, is my message to society
Money and status are held to highly
If you got Benjamin’s your mighty

But if you got nothing but Washington’s your unsightly
That’s good people come in all presidents
Live in all residents in all colors and all accents
Not just in the green suburban white American instance
If rich poor black white Hispanic and Asians just rise to the occasion
Join together and stop faking

Couplet of the Day


















Good morning everyone !!! This is Ron and Peter in the morning on QP 42o! Today we have a very interesting and exciting couplet couplet for you. We hope you enjoy....
“Alice loved to eat the mushrooms
But she could barely fit in the rooms”
And well we would be done but we have just a little more time left so we will share the 2nd couplet of the day for you!!
“Alice ate that one piece of cake
Now 3 days later she is now awake”
There you have it we are now out of time for todays show so we will be with you next when we come up with another poem for you listeners...
This has been Ron and Peter in the morning on QP 42o!!!!

QP 42o with peter and ron in the morning



















This is Ron and Peter in the morning on QP 420 with our Haiku of the day! Which is very exciting!!! Alice... Alice is curious, Alice follows the rabbitt, alice eats the shrooms, and there you have it, the haiku of the day! Wow wasn't that exciting, see you whenever we make a new one!!! This has been Ron and Peter in the morning with our Haiku of the day. See you later on .... QP420

Monday, November 12, 2007


Lewis Carol, man or monster? Charles Dodgson was born on January 27, 1832 at Daresbury, Cheshire. His father Charles was a priest. When Charles attended Richmond Grammar School in Yorkshire he turned 12 years old. In his childhood Charles had a stutter. He only had this stutter when he was talking to adults he never had it when he was talking to young children. Which brings up one of the accusations that were penned on him being a pedophile. I believe he was not necessarily a pedophile because his obsession with young children was more of an emotional feeling than a physical attraction. Whether he forced the kids to pose nude or if he just acquired pictures from someone else I do not know. That’s why I do not think he ever did anything to the kids he just had fantasy’s about it them in his own mind and world. The reason he looked at all these pictures is because he had some real bad metal problems furthermore if he really was a pedophile then that explains why he had such mental problems and wrote such crazy stories that made no sense at all they were just nonsense.
Lewis carols had a disease called Lilliputian hallucination. The symptoms that are most commonly seen in cases like this is altered vision such as not being able to tell sizes of objects. If he was looking at a human body its might look distorted or he might not be able to see all of the body parts. Lewis Carol would also see things that were not really there and object would get really big then small. He was also accused of having a drug problem. I believe he took drugs to get ride of his headache and the to help the problems in his head. Which explains why his story Alice in Wonderland was just a bunch of nonsense because he was so confused all the time he didn’t know what was really or made up. The drug that he would have most likely have done is opium because it was a very popular drug in Lewis carols lifetime. The drug was also not illegal at the time so he could have gotten very easy. I don’t know where he had a drug problem but I do believe he took drugs to take away the pain away from his disease. Weather these accusation are really true we will never know for sure.
One reason that these statements will probably never be proven is the fact that all of his journal pages that he wrote from 1853 to 1865 are missing. In these pages there could be information about his life that would bust open everything about his life that no one knows about. Many people believe that his family is the one that caused these journal entries to disappear for the single reason of covering up his reputation and keeping his clean name going and not have everybody believing that he was a drug attic that was a pedophile with pictures of little nude kids posing into the camera. Despite what anyone says about Charles Dodgson whether he was addicted to hash or opium to take away his pain. Even if he was a pedophile who molested little kids it does not matter all that matters is that he a great author and that’s what people will remember him for.

Wikipedia – Lewis carol
Yahoo/Lewis carol/drug use
Google/lewis carolhttp://aiws.info/