Tim- have you ever been walking through your house wondering why can’t you have something to drink like some water or fruit punch or something.

ryan-well now you can we are selling water fountains just like everyone else except our prices are a lot better than everybody else. we are selling them for 50 dollars a month.

tim- for a year its not all that bad you can buy it from us or go to some other high priced place and buy it from them.

ryan-they’ll just rip you off and just take your wallet pretty much and you’ll get half the equipment that we’re giving you

tim- its up to you to decide. and then even if you buy it from them you can always come back and buy our flavoring cause we still sell the cheapest flavoring around.

ryan- we all sorts of varieties of flavors. if you can think of it we have it.

tim-we don’t like to play around with the people like the other business’ we like to sell them their stuff and get it done. we will come in and install it for an extra hundred dollars. or you can have some guy come in and install it for a more higher price.

ryan- by golly if you don’t buy our stuff you might as well go get ripped off and give to a hobo.

tim-thats all the other business’ will do. and then we like to sell all sorts of flavors. like mango, peach strawberry, grape, watermelon, about any flavor you can think of. if you want it we got it.

ryan- we have the best costumer service around.if you have any problems then you can take it up with the manager and the manager will set the employee straight.

tim- we’ll come right out and fix it as soon as we can. if we can’t we will find someone who can.

ryan- if you have any problems make sure and call us 555-5555

tim- you guys have a good day and come and see now

ryan- well will see you around cause we’re waiting for you to buy our water fountains.

Hailee: So what kind of music do you like?
Andre: Rap and a little rock but not much.
Hailee: I like country. I'm a country girl. I don't really like rap.
Andre: country? I kinda like old country, you know the music that tell's a story. So why don't you like rap?
Hailee: Rap is just crap. It just drives me crazy. I think that there just sayin stuff and they dont care.
Andre: Yeah sure. Rap is like that not all rap is like that and besides all country talks about is trucks and pointless stupid stuff.
Hailee: I disagree with you. Country is the best. There's more to country than trucks and other pointless stuff. Why do you think rap is so grat?
Andre: Rap has way more to it than you think. It's about the lyrics, the rhyme, and style. People rap about everything, living and dying, love and hate, being rich and poor, being happy and sad everything.
Hailee: I know but I still think it's dumb. Country is more han you think than farming and trucks. It is the same thing as rap says about life just not rapping music. It's way better.
Andre: I don't think so, I mean how many people listen to rap verses how many people listen to country?
Hailee: I say that a lot of people listen to country than rap if I had a say. How many people listen to rap?
ndre: Mostly people in the, I don't know, but I know a lot of people listen to rap than country. And I know a lot of people not just a few Missouri people.
Hailee: Ok. If you say so. I know a lot of people too but about everybody I know loves country. I still think country's the best.
Andre: Fine. Rap is still better.

Keep Up the Great Work!

I am having more and more fun listening to your podcasts. Not only have most of you created genuinely original content, your comments to each other have improved greatly, too. As we go on to the next project called Mr. N's Adventures in Creativeland, things are going to get flipped around. I am going to have you teach the teacher. That is right, you will be teaching me things I am curious about. Now, I will be giving you the areas you will need to research. All you have to do is create a podcast that is informative, accurate, and most of all entertaining. I love to laugh when I learn stuff, so knock yourselves out! Here are some things you definitely need to know:

1. This podcast is worth 100 points.
2. I will give high marks for creativity.
3. The project is due on Tuesday of next week.
4. During the rest of the week, some of you will be gone for FFA and things. It is your responsibility to have this done on time. Coordinate with your teammate(s). If your teammate is gone you have to pick up the slack. That's the way it is out there in the real world people!
   
5. I will be evaluating the effort of EACH team member. Don't let me see one person doing all of the work.
6. I will be assigning each group their research assignment.

Even though this is a research assignment, YOU control how your findings are presented.

**** Extra Credit****
I will buy pizza for the team the class decides has the best podcast. More will be revealed about this.

Our First Song

Rhythm Guitar: Joe Riedle
Lead Guitar: Dustin Wheatley

Kal- Mornin’ Ben.

Ben- Mornin’ Kal

Kal- Have you seen the way them Case IH’s run and operate so smoothly?

ben- Nope but i have seen the way they drag down like a chinese automobile

Kal- You ain’t got a clue because they can handle anything and nothing never goes wrong with them.

Ben- You don’t know what your talkin’ about. you need to drive a green tractor then you’ll realize what a tractor really is.

Kal- I did drive a green tractor and I realized that red tractors are the best.

Ben- What are you talkin’ about one of those Montana tractors now or what cause im talkin’ about a John Deere and the last Case IH that I drove liked to buck me off the seat and could barely drag a hay rake.

Kal- You must be think bout one of them there Massy Fergusons, the red tractor I’m talkin bout is an IH. Case tractors happen to operate smoother than a john deere.

Ben- Nope I’m not talkin’ about a peace of junk Massy Ferguson thats worse than a case! and you must have never drivin’ an older John Deere 20 series with a sycro shift transmission those are the smoothest shifting hardest pulling tractors ever made

Kal- Wow, talkin’ old school huh? Got any thing to say bout the newer John Deere models other than they are for rich people that like to wash and clean there tractor after every use. Thats why John Deere makes a power washer.

Ben- The only reason that John Deere cost more is because they are built to higher standards with better quality material and more experienced assembly mechanics. the only thing good about a Case IH is the IH, have you ever seen a 1970’s Case tractor with more than 5000 hours on it??

Kal- I don’t think so. Anyways, have you used one of those New Holland balers yet?

Ben- No i sure haven't but I have seen some of the most lopsided bales come out of the back end of one. Now if you want to make a quality bale you should get a John Deere 148 round baler cause those will make one heavy bale

Kal- You know, i’ll have to agree with you on that, I like how John Deere balers do such a great job giving john deere mechanics high paying jobs. Think about all those hours them mechanics have behind them. You know they say that john deere has the most experienced mechanics in the world. You get the point right?

Ben- You do make a good point but the reason that the mechanics have so many hours behind them is because of the sheer number of balers that are in the field each year, the main reason that the mechanics have such a high experience is because they spend two years between going to school and working as an intern at a dealership to learn all that there is to know about working on every piece of machinery that John Deere has ever produced. and personally i think that it is a good thing that there is such a support network following behind your investment.

Kal- Ok, sounds good! Have you seen those new Cat dozers?

Ben- Yeah I have and those are some working peaces of machinery, i’d love to have one of them.

Kal- Man, I would love to just operate one bigger than a D-9.

Ben- Yeah I heard that Cat just produces 365 of the D-12 but i’d give 100 bucks to run one for a couple hours.

Kal- To tell you the truth I wouldn't want to run one with a GPS leveling systems cause it would be a lot more fun to do it yourself.

Ben- Now that is the truth it would be one big pain in the but to try and build a pond without being able to control everything yourself.

Kal- Yea it would. Anyways have you got the chance to use one of them there new Dew-Eze hay beds?

Ben- Nope not yet but i’ve seen them and personally I don’t really like them all to well they just don’t look as heavy duty as some of the other brands out on the market, such as the Hydra Bed.

Kal- Yea, Hydra Beds are pretty good and pretty tough. I prefer Besler beds myself.

Ben- Actually to tell you the truth I have never been close enough to one of them to really form much of an opinion on one. A bed that I have become very disappointed in is the Cannonball brand. They just look like they’re made way too light to handle what they say they will.

Kal- Oh man, Besler beds are great. They’re tough, they’re long lasting, and they look good too.

Ben- I’ll have to get up close to one of them one of them and look them over I see a lot of them running down the road but when you go up north there was only one brand I seen and that was a Hydra Bed.

Kal- I’ve only been around Besler and Dew-Eze. Besler has my vote by a long shot. Besler definitely outworks Dew-Eze.

Ben- Yeah the Dew-Eze are completely over rated once people move away from them I don’t think they will get many that will come back.

Kal- Yea your right on that one. Welp, i’ve got some dirt to push so i’ll see ya tomorrow morning at the restaurant so we can talk bout politics.

Ben- Alright I better go check those heifers they should start calving anytime, i’ll cya tomorrow.

Kal- Take er’ easy.

CRYSTAL- Come and see wonderland supplies for our one year anniversary
KATY- Everything in our store is on sale including hats, hookahs, mushrooms etc.
VIRGINIA- The sale wont last for long so hurry and make your way on down to wonderland supplies!
CRYSTAL- For a limited time only we will be selling flavored special mushrooms!
KATY- Please let us know if you have a request for a flavor.
VIRGINIA- We now carry wonderland jellybeans!
CRYSTAL- Come find your favorite flavor. If we do not have your favorite flavor then we can order it for you.
KATY- The wonderland jellybeans are almost the same as the special mushrooms except they are beans.
VIRGINIA- And they are really good, i would know because i tried them!!
Crystal- we used her as our g pig! she really did like them she wanted more!
KATY- So take our word for it and come down and get some wonderland jellybeans!
CRYSTAL- they are only 2.99 a lb!
VIRGINIA- and if you come down today we will give them to you half off!!!
KATY- But its only for today so hurry down and get your wonderland jellybeans half off!
crystal- so have a wonderful day with some wonderful wonderland jellybeans!!

"The Man" on Peter and Ron in the Morning

Hello and good morning everyone!!! This is Ron and Peter in the morning on QP 420! Today we will be discussing the issue of... “The Man”... Aaron Honeycutt. Aaron was born on September 29, 1976. He was born in the east wing of the local hospital in Havannah, Cuba. The hospital was referred to as the Hospital of the South, as it read on the side of the building. When he was born he weighed 11lbs 7oz, and was 19 inches long. He was born on a very dark and cloudy day and it was approximately 72 degrees outside, and 76 degrees inside the delivery room where he was brought into the world by his mother Gertrude Pasonova. Aarons dad also known as Guasto’ Honeycutt was not there because he was killed in a tragic drive by in the downtown part of Havannah while he was at a night club having loads of fun. He was born with a full head of hair, it was something unheard of but not unseen.
Soon after he turned 5 years old his mother left him and ran away to the United States. He was soon found by a nun from the local Monestary. He then attended that Monestary for school until he turned 18. He turned 18 and went off to find his mother. After arrving in the U.S. he tried to locate his mother through the FBI. All he found out was that she had been killed in a car accident, about 3 months after she left him in Havannah. Aaron would soon become a citizen of the U.S. and work for a very high end law firm, Stockton, Uprihte, and Faolke. He would soon become the CEO of this firm after he showed great ambition and was the leading person at the firm. This story will finally end as Aaron Honeycutt, finally becoming “The Man”.

This has been a random story about “The Man” Aaron Honeycutt, and we will see you next time on Peter and Ron in the morning. This has been a QP 420 production.