March Hare-Dustin
Mad Hatter-Joe

March: Hello, this is the March Hare with Wonderland News coming to you from the Queen's Garden. And I have my friend
here, the Mad Hatter, giving us the weather.

Mad: Coming with you today. Today's high will be ninety three with a hundred percent chance of snow this evening.

March: So ya betta goet out ya ponchos and, uh, look out for it folks.