kal- Howdy Ben?

ben- mornin kal.

kal- What have you been up to?

ben- not a whole lot just keepin up with the farm, what about you

kal- Well, I checked the cows out on that 80 acres I just bought out by your place and noticed one of them there Kubota tractors sittin` at Daniel’s place.

ben- yeah i seen that he had one of them, he says its the best tractor he’s ever had but that aint sayin much since his last one was a kioti.

kal- Yea i seen that Kioti before. It aint much better. What do you know bout them Kubotas?

ben- i think they’re from japan or somethin, you know i think that i might go look at one i think they might be a pretty good deal

kal- Well maybe, if your willing to pay any kind of money on crap. I wouldn’t buy one of them pieces of junk. They look like they were built by toddlers during their nap-time.

ben- well i hear that they’re pretty good on fuel and now-a-days thats pretty important, and that orange color sure is cool lookin!

Kal- Man I tell you what, i never thought that I would hear you talk about another tractor besides John Deere. Now there’s a possibility that you might buy a Kubota!!!! Boy I tell you man, it aint gonna be worth it.

ben- i dont know kal i sure do like john deere but i think that i should give them a try i sure hope that i wont get to disappointed i mean those japanese boys sure know how to make stuff run right.

Kal- Well they do know how to build stuff, but still i wouldn’t ever give up operating one of my Case IH’s to operate a Kubota. I wouldn't even give a Kubota a chance.

ben- ya and they’ve been around for like 108 years so they better know how to do somethin right and i’ve been hearin pretty good stuff about the new M series cab-tractors

Kal- Have they really, I don’t believe it. That was like in 1890. I think they would be a little more popular if they were around for that long.

ben- well they are very popular in japan or so they say... i think they just started to import them to the US a few years ago
Kal- I know they are popular in Japan but they don’t need to be in the U.S.A.!!!!!

BEN- well they aren’t super popular yet and i dont now if they will be but i sure think that they will be a good tractor.

Kal- Well you think what you want but i’ll never give up on a Case IH.

ben- well i sure haven’t gave up on my john deere and i dont ever plan to im just lookin for a little diversity.

Kal- Well i dont run anything on my farm besides Case IH and Caterpillar.

ben- well i think that im goin to go out and get one of them kubotas just to tick you off.

Kal- If you want to buy a piece of junk tractor just to tick me off, you need to see one of them there psycho people, or what ever they call em these days.

ben- well i think i will, and heck if i dont like it i’ll just trade it in on another deere, thats another good thing about kubota is they got real good trade in value, its almost as good as deere’s and even better than a CASE IH

Kal- Dadburnit Ben, what the hecks wrong with ya today. It seems like i was just yesterday that you were sayin` you’d never give up a Deere and you’d never use any other tractor besides John Deere.

ben- i aint talkin about givin up on a deere im just talkin about diversifying and besides they’re actually made in the USA i bet you cant say the same about case ih can you???

Kal- Well they’re made just bout anywhere because of the demand of them.

ben- yeah and then they’re imported here instead of gettin built here like every other good tractor.

Kal- We only use em, not build em. They are pure American designed.

Ben- well i look for the american quality and design not just design

Kal- They have American quality but they’re built by foreign countries, its all the same!!!!!!

Ben- I dont want no chinese man doin anything but drawin out how the tractors goin to look after americans make it and i dont want to be payin no chinese mans salary either!

Kal- Well we need more Americans to use them rather than build em’. Dadgummit!!!!!

ben- well kal i dont know what to tell you
Kal- Hang on you can tell me after I take this call. Hello, hey hows it goin? Are you kiddin me? This is all i need right now!!! Alright i’ll meet you down there!! Gosh Dernit!!!

Ben- well whats happened now??

Kal- Them derm neighbor boys next farm down from mine opened all my gates and’s lettin all my cattle out. They better hope I dont catch em’!!!!!

ben- well i better let you get after them holler at me if you need some help.

Kal- I aint gonna need your help, you’se a probably gonna bring up another conversation bout them dern Kubota tractors right in the middle of my work and set me off again.

Ben- Alright, your loss.

Kal- Sounds good, see ya tomorrow Ben!

ben- alright i’ll cya later.