hey thomas how would you like to own luxury, finesse, and best of all performance.

well i don’t know what are you talking about.

what i talking about is the mercedes s class.

aren’t those slow though?

no as a matter a fact there rather fast. this car comes with three engine models yes i said three engine models now by the look on your face your flabbergasted but thats not all this s midrange 550 has a 5.5 liter variable timing v8 pushing 391 foot pounds of torque, 382 horse power and a 0-60 time within 5 seconds flat.

flabbergasted now thats an understatement. but how much does all this cost?

well for a car of this caliber cost really isn’t an issue so what do you say how’d you like to own one of these bad boys

so in other words its incredibly expensive.

well not quite expensive its only 87,000 to 194,000

so in other cases i need to morgage my house sell three of my four kids and other such means of acquiring money to buy this car

no you’ll probably have to sell all four. but on the upside i’m looking for a kid. so what do you say

idk well what is the biggest motor you can put in this sucker.

oh so your looking for the s600 eh.

well what are we looking at here. what am i buying if i go for this car

well the s600 has a massive 5.5 liter v12 pushing out an awesome 612 foot pounds of torque and has 510 horsepower. it goes 0-60 in 4.4 seconds.

really well whats the gas mileage?

well this is its one down side it only gets 16 mpg. but in all honestly if you can afford this 100,000 plus price tag is this really a problem

well seeing how i’m selling my kids just to afford it as well as morgaging my house it might be. no never mind i’ll just siphon it of my neighbors. i’ll take it.